Romeo and Juliet
Sara: Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we
lay our scene,
Graeme: Two households
Paige: Both alike in dignity
Graeme: In fair Verona, wher we lay our scene.
Sara: From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes
civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal
loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd
lovers take their life;
Paige: Star-cross'd lovers
Graeme: A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their
life.
Sara:Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury
their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of
their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of
their parents' rage,
Which, but their
children's end, nought could remove,
Paige: Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with
patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our
toil shall strive to mend.
(pause)
Graeme: Did you get all that? Let's start the show!
Scene 1 Verona.
A public place.
(Enter Sampson and Gregory, of the house of
Capulet, armed with swords)
Gregory: The quarrel is between our masters and us
their men.
Sampson: I'm in the mood for a fight.
Gregory: Here comes the montagues!
Sampson: My sword is out.
Gregory: I got you're back.
Sampson: I will bite my thumb at them.
(enter
abraham and balthasar)
(sampson
bites his thumb right in their face)
Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abraham: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: No, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you, sir,
but i bite my thumb, sir.
Balthasar: Are you looking for a fight?
Sampson: Bring it!
Abraham: Come at me bro!
(they
fight)
(enter
benvolio running)
Benvolio: Stop! Put down your swords. Stop!
(enter
tybalt slowly)
Tybalt: Look who's gotten into a bit of a fight, the Montague's and the Capulet's.
Benvolio: We don't want any trouble. I'm trying to keep
the peace.
Tybalt: Don't talk of peace! I hate the word, as I
hate all Montagues.
Benvolio: How dare you!
(they
fight)
(enter
prince)
Prince: If this fighting doesn't stop, I'm calling in the troops.
(Enter Capulet and Lady
Capulet from left)
Capulet: Enough of this!
Lady Capulet: Oh dear...
Capulet: Enough of this!
Lady Capulet: Oh dear...
(Enter
Montague and Lady Montague and from right)
Montague: Perhaps you should try to control your family.
Capulet: May family, how dare you...
Prince: Enough. Enough fighting, all of you.
Capulet: May family, how dare you...
Prince: Enough. Enough fighting, all of you.
(Exit
all except Benvolio)
Scene 2 - The
Street
(Enter Romeo)
Benvolio: What's wrong cousin?
Romeo: None of your business.
Benvolio: Aw, come on.
Romeo: It's a girl, the most wonderful girl I've ever met..
Benvolio: Rosaline?
Romeo: Maybe.
Romeo: None of your business.
Benvolio: Aw, come on.
Romeo: It's a girl, the most wonderful girl I've ever met..
Benvolio: Rosaline?
Romeo: Maybe.
Benvolio: It is Rosaline. You've been talking about her for weeks.
Romeo: It is
Rosaline, I can't stop thinking about her.
(Exit
all)
Scene 3 - The
Mansion
(Enter
Paris, Capulet and Lady already on)
Paris: You're daughter's really something.
Lady Capulet: Juliet? She is wonderful.
Paris: So, can I marry her?
Capulet: She's only thirteen, but... you have my consent, and my husband's consent. Paris, we approve of and will arrange your marrriage to my daughter Juliet.
Paris: So, can I marry her?
Capulet: She's only thirteen, but... you have my consent, and my husband's consent. Paris, we approve of and will arrange your marrriage to my daughter Juliet.
Nurse: I will go tell Juliet the
news!
Capulet: Thank you nurse.
(Exit
nurse)
(Exit
all)
Scene 4 - The
Street
(Mercution, Benvolio
and Romeo walk slowly across stage)
Mercutio: No, seriously, crashing a Capulet party will make you feel better.
It'll make you forget all about Rosaline.
Romeo: We're not invited to that party, not at all.
Romeo: We're not invited to that party, not at all.
Benvolio: It's a costume party, no
one will know we're there.
Romeo: There could be real
trouble.
Benvolio: Isn't that that point!
Scene 5 - Juliet's
Bedroom
(Enter Lady Capulet, Nurse and Juliet already on)
Lady Capulet: So, Juliet, what do you think about marrying Paris?
Juliet: He's ok, I guess.
Nurse: She'll look so pretty in a nice white dress!
Juliet: Hey, don't I get to decide who I'm going to marry?
Juliet: He's ok, I guess.
Nurse: She'll look so pretty in a nice white dress!
Juliet: Hey, don't I get to decide who I'm going to marry?
Nurse and Lady Capulet: No!
Scene 6 - The
Mansion
(Juliet
stands off to the side, Benvolio talking to a girl, Mercutio, Romeo talking)
Mercutio: Let's go, this party is boring. Come on.
(Mercutio pulls Benvolio away)
Romeo: Hold on, who's that girl...
(Romeo
walks over to Juliet, they talk, Mercutio, Benvolio, walk away)
(Mercutio
returns, pulls Romeo away by the arm)
Romeo: Who is that girl?
Bevolio: She's a Capulet. Stay away.
(Exit
Romeo, Benvolio, Mercutio right)
Juliet: Who's that boy?
Girl: He's a Montague. Stay away.
(Exit
Juliet and girl left)
(Enter
Romeo, runs across stage, exits left after Juliet)
Scene 8 -
Juliet's Balcony
(Enter Romeo,
below)
(Enter
Juliet on balcony)
Romeo: [Aside] But,
soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is
the sun.
Juliet: Aye, me...
Romeo: [Aside] She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel!
Romeo: [Aside] She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel!
Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse
thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a
Capulet.
Romeo: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
Juliet: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's in a name? that which we call a rose
Romeo: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
Juliet: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.
Romeo: I take thee at thy word:
Call me but love, and I never will be Romeo.
Juliet: Who's down there in the
bushes!!
Romeo: Oh, uh, me, Romeo,
remember, we met, like 5 minutes ago. I climbed into your backyard, love guided
me to you, love guided me over the walls.
Juliet: If they do see thee, they
will murder thee.
Romeo: It doesn't matter. I'll
risk it. I need to tell you something!
Juliet: (Breathless) What!
Romeo: I love you.
Nurse: [From offstage] Juliet!
Juliet: I hear a noise from
within!
Nurse: [From offstage] Juliet!
Romeo: Marry me!
Juliet: By and by I come! I have
to go.
Romeo: Marry me!
Juliet: Tomorrow I will answer
you. Good night, good night, a thousand times good night.
(Exit Juliet)
Act 2 Scene 1 -
Church
(Enter Romeo, Friar
Laurence already on)
Romeo: Hey, guess
what?
Friar Laurence: Do I want to know?
Romeo: I met a girl last night and I want to marry her.
Friar Laurence: Weren't you in love with Rosaline yesterday?
Romeo: What's your point?
Friar Laurence: So who is this new person?
Friar Laurence: Do I want to know?
Romeo: I met a girl last night and I want to marry her.
Friar Laurence: Weren't you in love with Rosaline yesterday?
Romeo: What's your point?
Friar Laurence: So who is this new person?
Romeo: Juliet
Capulet.
Friar Laurence: This could be a problem...
Friar Laurence: This could be a problem...
Scene 2 -
Street
Mercutio: Where is Romeo?
Benvolio: I have no idea. I haven't seen him since the party last night.
(Enter Romeo)
Benvolio: I have no idea. I haven't seen him since the party last night.
(Enter Romeo)
Romeo: Hey, guys!
Mercutio: Where have you been?
Romeo: Umm...
Mercutio: Where have you been?
Romeo: Umm...
(Enter nurse)
Nurse: Hello, young men.
Benvolio: (arm around nurse) Well, hello!
Nurse: Hello, young men.
Benvolio: (arm around nurse) Well, hello!
Nurse: Get your hands off me you
baboon. Which one of you is Romeo.
Romeo: I am.
Romeo: I am.
Nurse: I have a message from
Juliet.
Romeo: What!
Nurse: Her answer is yes.
Romeo: Tell Juliet to come to the church.
(Exit nurse)
Romeo: Tell Juliet to come to the church.
(Exit nurse)
Scene 3 -
Church
(Romeo
and Juliet stand holding hands)
Friar Laurence: I now pronounce you man and wife.
Scene 4 -
Street
Benvolio: It is way too hot out.
Mercutio: There's worse things then a hot day.
Mercutio: There's worse things then a hot day.
(Enter Tybalt)
Tybalt: I'm looking for Romeo.
Mercutio: You! Why would we tell you.
(Enter Romeo)
Tybalt: I'm looking for Romeo.
Mercutio: You! Why would we tell you.
(Enter Romeo)
Romeo: Hi everyone!
Tybalt: Punk! I know it was you who crashed the party last night.
Romeo: No, you don't understand. I have no problem with you.
Tybalt: Maybe so, but I - have - a - problem - with - you. I dare you to fight me.
Romeo: I don't want to fight you. We're family now.
Tybalt: Family? What are you talking about? You crashed our party. Draw your sword.
Tybalt: Punk! I know it was you who crashed the party last night.
Romeo: No, you don't understand. I have no problem with you.
Tybalt: Maybe so, but I - have - a - problem - with - you. I dare you to fight me.
Romeo: I don't want to fight you. We're family now.
Tybalt: Family? What are you talking about? You crashed our party. Draw your sword.
(Tybalt draws his sword)
Mercutio: Tybalt, back off.
Mercutio: Tybalt, back off.
(Tybalt shoves Mercutio)
(Mercutio draws his sword)
(They
fight)
Mercutio: The blade! My heart.
Mercutio: The blade! My heart.
(Mercutio
stumbles, Romeo runs to him)
Benvolio: Are you hurt?
Benvolio: Are you hurt?
Mercutio: Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch.
Romeo: It's worse
Mercutio: It's worse. I'm dying. A plague! A
plague on both your houses!
(Mercutio dies)
Romeo: You killed my
best friend! You filthy animal!
(Tybalt, Romeo fight)
Romeo: Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him.
Romeo: Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him.
(Tybalt
dies)
Romeo: What have I done? I just killed Juliet's cousin.
Romeo: What have I done? I just killed Juliet's cousin.
Benvolio: Romeo, away, be gone! The citizens are angey,
and Tybalt is dead.
(Exit Romeo)
(Enter
Prince)
Prince: Benvolio, who began this bloody fray?
Benvolio: Tybalt, here slain, whom Romeo's hand did
slay. Tybalt slew Mercutio, and Romeo slew Tybalt.
Prince: I charge Romeo with the death of Tybalt. Romeo
is banished.
Scene 18 -
Bedroom
(Enter nurse, Juliet already on)
Juliet: I'm going to see Romeo again today, mother will understand, they'll come
to understand. I won't have to marry Paris, and Romeo and I can build our life
together. Mother and Father just need to accept Romeo. I'm sure they will.
Nurse: We can hope my dear.
Nurse: We can hope my dear.
(Enter Capulet and Lady Capulet)
Lady Capulet: Romeo killed Tybalt, Romeo must not live.
Lady Capulet: Romeo killed Tybalt, Romeo must not live.
Capulet: He killed him. A death to Romeo and to all
Montagues.
Juliet: [Aside] Ahhh! My huband that I met yesterday and married
today just killed my husband! This is the worst.
(Enter Prince)
Prince: Tybalt is gone, and Romeo banished; Romeo that
kill'd him, he is banished.
Scene 19 -
Church
(Enter Romeo, Friar, Nurse already on)
Romeo: So what's the
deal?
Friar Laurence: You're banished from Verona.
Romeo: Really? Now what?
Friar Laurence: It's better than being executed.
Romeo: To live without Juliet? It's worse.
Nurse: Before you go be banished, Juliet wants you to know she loves you.
Romeo: Tell her I love her.
Friar Laurence: You're banished from Verona.
Romeo: Really? Now what?
Friar Laurence: It's better than being executed.
Romeo: To live without Juliet? It's worse.
Nurse: Before you go be banished, Juliet wants you to know she loves you.
Romeo: Tell her I love her.
(Exit Romeo)
Scene 20 -
Mansion
(Enter
Lady Capulet and Capulet, Paris already on)
Lady Capulet: The wedding plans are set.
Capulet: Juliet has been acting
odd, she seems upset. We're going to speed the wedding up. You will marry her
tomorrow.
Paris: Sounds good to
me!
Scene 23 - Church
Friar Laurence: Isn't tomorrow a little soon to get married?
Paris: What's your point?
Friar Laurence: Here comes Juliet!
Paris: Ok, I'll sneak away, I shouldn't see her until the wedding.
Paris: What's your point?
Friar Laurence: Here comes Juliet!
Paris: Ok, I'll sneak away, I shouldn't see her until the wedding.
(Exit
Paris)
Juliet: Romeo is banished! And mom wants me to marry Paris! And Romeo's banished! And Tybalt's dead! And Romeo's banished! And my father wants to disown me! And Romeo's banished! And....
Friar Laurence: I get the picture.
Juliet: What should I do? You need to help me. Please.
Friar Laurence: I can help you. If you're you're willing.
Juliet: Romeo is banished! And mom wants me to marry Paris! And Romeo's banished! And Tybalt's dead! And Romeo's banished! And my father wants to disown me! And Romeo's banished! And....
Friar Laurence: I get the picture.
Juliet: What should I do? You need to help me. Please.
Friar Laurence: I can help you. If you're you're willing.
Juliet: Anything...
Friar Laurence: (holds up potion) Take this potion. It will make you sleep for two days. All who see
you will think you've died. After you're laid to rest, Romeo can meet you at
the cemetery. You two can sneak away and live happily every after.
Juliet: I can't think of anything
that could go wrong with this plan. How will Romeo know about it?
Friar Laurence: I'll write him a letter, post-haste.
Friar Laurence: I'll write him a letter, post-haste.
Scene 24 -
Mansion
Capulet: Hmm, yes, twenty cooks, twenty five maids, and a big white dress....
Lady Capulet: A feast, a grand feast..
Lady Capulet: A feast, a grand feast..
Nurse: Twenty cooks, twenty five maids, and a big white dress, , a grand feast, ok...
(Enter Juliet)
Juliet: Hi everyone.
Capulet: You look like you're feeling better.
Juliet: I am, I'm not as upset about... about Tybalt anymore.
Lady Capulet: That's good dear.
Capulet: You look like you're feeling better.
Juliet: I am, I'm not as upset about... about Tybalt anymore.
Lady Capulet: That's good dear.
Juliet: I'm just going up to my
room to... to rest.
(Exit Juliet)
Scene 25 - Bedroom
Juliet: Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again. What if this mixture do
not work at all? Shall I be married then to-morrow morning? No, no: this shall
forbid it!
(Juliet drinks)
Juliet: I really hope this works.
(Juliet falls on her bed)
Scene 26 - Bedroom
Nurse: Juliet!
Capulet: She has perished.
Lady Capulet: The wedding!
Capulet: She has perished.
Lady Capulet: The wedding!
Nurse: Oh, Juliet.
Scene 27 - Far,
far away
Romeo: I can't stand
being out here. I can't stand being so far away from home. I can't stand being
away from Juliet.
(Enter Abraham and Balthazar)
Abraham: Juliet... She died.
Balthazar: Just
yesterday, by her own hand.
Abraham: They are laying her to rest in the Capulet family crypt.
Abraham: They are laying her to rest in the Capulet family crypt.
(After
a moment, Romeo picks up a bottle)
Balthazar: That there,
what is that you have there.
Romeo: It will end my life. If I
can't live with Juliet, I'll die with her.
(Exit
Romeo)
Abraham: Romeo, don't...
Scene 29 -
Church
Friar Laurence: No matter what, make sure Romeo gets this letter. It tells him the
plan. It tells him Juliet's not really dead. It is of the utmost importance.
Messenger: You can count on me.
Messenger: You can count on me.
(Messenger exits, dropping the letter on the way)
Scene 30 -
Cemetery
(Juliet
lies dead)
(Enter Paris)
Paris: We never had
out life together.
(Enter Romeo)
(Enter Romeo)
Romeo: Who are you?
Paris: I was supposed to marry Juliet.
Romeo: How dare you say such things. I was already
married to you.
Paris: I know who you are. You killed Tybalt. You're
the reason Juliet has died.
(Paris draws his sword)
(They
fight, Paris dies)
Scene 31 -
Cemetery
Romeo: O my love! my
wife! Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath,
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty. Here, here will I remain
(Romeo turns away, Juliet begins to move)
Here will I set up my
everlasting rest. Here's to my love!
(Juliet
rises, moves towards Romeo)
(Romeo
drinks poison, turn, sees Juliet, dies)
Scene 32 -
Cemetery
(Romeo
lies dead)
(Paris
lied dead)
(Juliet kneels
at Romeo's side)
Juliet: Oh, Romeo, Romeo. Why? Why? What am I to do now. (Picks up bottle) Maybe there's some poison left in the bottle.
(Drinks)
Juliet: It didn't work. Without
Romeo, I can't live. Oh, happy dagger! Goodbye, goodbye.
(Juliet
dies)
Scene 34 -
Cemetery
(Enter Prince, Capulet,
Lady Capulet, Friar Laurence, Montague, Lady Montague, Benvolio)
Prince: What happened here!
Friar Laurence:Two star-cross'd lovers.
Friar Laurence:Two star-cross'd lovers.
Benvolio: They took their life.
Montague: I'm.. sorry. I'm sorry about your daughter.
Capulet: I'm... sorry about your son.
Montague: I'm.. sorry. I'm sorry about your daughter.
Capulet: I'm... sorry about your son.
(Capulet and Montague hug)
THE END